They Play Rough in Cincinnati

Someone in Cincinnati is peeved.  Customs and Border Protection has seized a shipment of guns improperly labeled as "toys."  The shipment contained 60 functional shot guns and 177 pistols that are capable of only firing blanks.  If those pass for toys in Cincinnati, that town is far rougher than I had thought.  

Note to Adam and Andi in the land of not-particularly-special chili but surprisingly good ice cream: you might want to go into the business of selling bullet proof vests.

And, while we are on seizures, how did I miss this story, which includes a frozen monkey head?