Saturday, October 01, 2005

Help Wanted

Anyone looking for a policy job who is willing to relocate to DC should send a resume to the President of the United States. Customs Commissioner Bonner has announced his intention to retire. I'm not sure what the job pays but I'm guessing it comes with decent benefits. You probably also get a pretty high security clearance, lots of opportunity for travel, and a big staff.

On the downside, you are near the top of the food chain with respect to Homeland Security. If anything breaks bad via a U.S. port of entry or an immigrant, it will not look good on your resume. Plus, you need to be sure to keep Congress happy. That can't be easy, or fun.

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